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Showing posts with label ice water. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Day 214 Too Hot To Think Of A Title

Hmm, day 214, that's about what the temperature is today, actually 114 is closer to reality. It's almost too hot to do anything but sit perfectly still and just have someone pour ice water down your throat. I would not be surprised to learn, that after the heat breaks, there will be a whole bunch of people who have sweated away most of their body weight, or just disappeared into vaporous puddles all together. I have not been eating breakfast or lunch and not much at all for dinner, not because I'm trying to diet or anything, heaven forbid, I just don't feel like eating until the sun is gone. I wish that there were some sort of air conditioned suit, with a permanent supply of culligan water, I could just sip from all day. I believe that NASA would be a good resource in this instance. My next suggestion is just shutting everything down, kind of like when the big snow came, only everyone would be warned to STAY INSIDE their air conditioned houses and not venture out into the streets unless absolutely necessary! I should be the mayor, I would make this declaration.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Day 201 Spoonfull Of Vinegar

Today was a very good day as good days go, my co-worker brought me brownies to celebrate my 200th day. I have to say that they were 1000x better than the crap I baked last night, they were so flipping good, they tasted like a warm Fall day, due to the caramel on top (caramel=Fall). Sigh, to add to the already good goodness, I got a new phone and a new laptop bag, super sweet! For dinner, I don't know what's going on yet, I just know that I'm thirsty and will be having a gallon or so of ice water, even if I have nothing else.
Oh, last night, I found a cure for heartburn! It's not all that tasty, in fact, it's pretty nasty, but it worked, instantly. I drank apple cider vinegar. Actually, I mixed it with juice so it wasn't nearly as bad as it could have been. My heartburn was instantaneously zapped, which is kind of weird, since vinegar is an acid, but, there is scientific evidence behind it, I looked it up before I did it. Anyway, just wanted to share my new found natural cure.....perhaps I shouldn't be giving medical advice, don't try this at home unless you first speak with your doctor, that should cover me.