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Thursday, January 13, 2011

Day 13 Where Is That Smell Coming From?

Today, faced with the task of spending my evening in the home of a client, I find none too clean, I decided to take control of my germ panic and schlepped off to the health food store. I went looking for Kava Kava, which is a herb for anxiety, turns out Kava Kava screws with your liver or something. The nice lady running the store, pointed me in the direction of something called Theanine Serene, Ya, I don't know either, I just bought it. I of course wasted no time in choking down two giant tablets and waited for the serenity to begin. It was only about 30 minutes before I stopped caring about roaches and head lice, smooth sailing, but soon I caught a whiff of....dentist office? Where the hell is that smell coming from, it's so strong, I think someone must be in the back seat, smoking a clove cigarette. Then I realize, it's me, it's coming from my skin, I smell all spicy, like a toothache pack....this will not do. I am home and a few hours past the initial pill popping, I still smell, I can't get rid of it, I may have to soak in lemon juice or vinegar? I don't know! On another note, I made the most perfect omelet ever, tonight, I am a smelly genius. http://www.fastfoodboycott.blogspot.com/

2 comments:

Matthew Loerke said...

hahahaha....at least it smells good. Maybe you can cut back on buying the perfume :) There was once a Chiropractor that I went to that would inject some of the patients with some concoction to relax their muscles or something, well in return it made them smell like rank corn. Could not get within 50 ft of them and not smell it.

Lillian said...

Back when I was nursing I was told to take an herb called Feenugeek to help increase my milk supply. After taking the pill I suddenly started smelling like Maple Syrup. So I know what your talking about when it comes to weird smells coming from your skin.